I’m pregnant and very particular about what I put on my skin. Anything Butt is truly amazing! Plus, it’s been a lifesaver for my dry hands — a 2-in-1 miracle product! 😱
Designed for your butt, a 100% natural daily butt balm to soothe, heal and moisturize all kinds of butthole drama - including chafing, itching, dryness, rash, hemorrhoids and more.
Natural Ingredients + CBD
Immediate relief from anal irritation and fissures
Soothing and ease of inflammation
Healing of irritated/ and damaged tissue
Moisturizing dry skin and rashes
Butthole drama can include many things:
Hemorrhoids
Itching
Burning
Pain
Dryness
Redness
Chafing
Rashes
Fissures
Organic Aloe
Vitamin E
Natural Virgin Golden Hempseed Oil/CBD
Organic Arnica Oil
Organic Ginger Oil
Premium Hemp Oil
Made In The USA
A finger scoop is all you need to prevent butthole drama and provide relief. With a buttery consistency and refreshing scent, our balm can be applied as much as your heart (or butt) desires! Just remember, no double dipping!
USE FOR EVERYDAY
About half of all people will have hemorrhoids by age 50.
More young adults are developing hemorrhoids in recent years due to sitting while gaming or on screens.
Up to 85% of pregnancies are affected by hemorrhoids in the third trimester.
Find the most frequently asked questions below.
Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anus, or as we prefer to say, butthole or lower rectum. Hemorrhoids can be internal, meaning they are inside the rectum, and you usually can’t see them, or they can be external, meaning they are outside the anus. Hemorrhoids can cause itching, swelling, or pain and they tend to be caused by pushing when you poop, straining when you do something that’s physically hard, like lifting something heavy, obesity, pregnancy or sitting on the toilet for too long, beyond other factors. Hemorrhoids are very common - about 1 in every 20 people in the US have them. And….we are here to tell you that “it’s OK to have hemorrhoids or experience Butthole Drama.”
Butthole drama is any discomfort of the butt. This includes hemorrhoids, itching, rash, dryness, soreness from wiping too much, anal fissures, chafing, “swamp ass” or any sort of discomfort on our ass.
That’s why we invented Anything Butt! We tried all sorts of creams, ointments, supplements, surgical and non-surgical treatments, and we were impressed by Anything Butt. Apply a dime-sized amount of Anything Butt to the area experiencing butthole drama twice per day, or as needed. Just remember, no double dipping! If your symptoms are serious, you experience bleeding or pain doesn’t go away after a few days, consult a doctor. Our natural ingredients are intended to provide relief and help your drama but are not a substitute for medical treatment.
Yes. Refer to our ingredients and above! Anything Butt is safe to use at all times of the day.
So many, and you can find product benefits above!
The benefits of these oils can be found on our product page here, but both have been shown to reduce pain, help prevent infection, accelerate healing, and help treat rash and skin irritations.
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