Designed for your butt, a 100% natural daily butt balm to soothe, heal and moisturize all kinds of butthole drama - including chafing, itching, dryness, rash, hemorrhoids and more.
Natural Ingredients + CBD
Immediate relief from anal irritation and fissures
Soothing and ease of inflammation
Healing of irritated/ and damaged tissue
Moisturizing dry skin and rashes
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ADDRESS BUTTHOLE DRAMA
Butthole drama can include many things:
Hemorrhoids
Itching
Burning
Pain
Dryness
Redness
Chafing
Rashes
Fissures
KEY INGREDIENTS
Organic Aloe
Vitamin E
Natural Virgin Golden Hempseed Oil/CBD
Organic Arnica Oil
Organic Ginger Oil
Premium Hemp Oil
Made In The USA
HOW TO USE
A finger scoop is all you need to prevent butthole drama and provide relief. With a buttery consistency and refreshing scent, our balm can be applied as much as your heart (or butt) desires! Just remember, no double dipping!
USE FOR EVERYDAY
★★★★★
“It's not just the relief, though that's a hallelujah chorus in itself. It's the anticipation. That morning ritual of applying Anything Butt. It’s like chapstick for your butthole.”
★★★★★
“This is the Beyoncé of butt balms. I suffer from constant hemorrhoids and Anything Butt is soothing and most important, effective!”
★★★★★
“Smooth easy application that feels like a high end skincare product.”
★★★★★
“This is an incredible product! It offers the best butt relief and does so quickly, without any burn. On the contrary, it’s calming. Anything Butt has become part of my daily routine and even if I don’t have a flare-up, I use it for preventive care.”
★★★★★
“Goodbye white pasty hemorrhoid creams that feel disgusting and burn! I have sensitive skin and this is moisturizing and works quickly! ”
★★★★★
“If I could gift something to all of the pregnant moms out there with hemorrhoids it would be Anything Butt! It’s like elegant skincare for your butt. The natural ingredients feel great and work quickly!”
★★★★★
“This is the first time I find something that works! I absolutely love it!”
★★★★★
“Finally, a natural game-changing butt balm that works! I’ve used it all and this is so soothing, never burns and provides fast relief!”
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.5 / 5 from 25 reviews.
I’m pregnant and very particular about what I put on my skin. Anything Butt is truly amazing! Plus, it’s been a lifesaver for my dry hands — a 2-in-1 miracle product! 😱
It took so long for it to arrive, I'm in Canada, that my condition improved on it's own. But it is good to have for future use. Also, after the exchange rate, duty, shipping, etc. it is for me, very expensive. Hopefully it will keep. Thank you
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I’m so happy I found AnythingBut…! I’ve tried so many things before, but nothing really worked for me until this. I can honestly say I’m amazed — it actually helps and makes a real difference. I’m super happy with it and totally recommend it to everyone!!!!
I was waiting to write this review because I wanted to test it out this week for my very first colonoscopy. I’m happy to say, it worked great! If anyone has gone through the prep for this procedure, you know that about halfway through, you feel like you sat in a hot pepper! I used the ointment and it both soothed and protected my skin through many, many trips to the bathroom. The morning of my procedure, I added a bit more and it really made a huge difference. The pain and inflammation was gone. Anything Butt is a must have for anyone preparing for this procedure (FYI - it’s important and necessary for your health after age 45!). Thank you for making such a great product!
About half of all people will have hemorrhoids by age 50.
YOUNG ADULTS
More young adults are developing hemorrhoids in recent years due to sitting while gaming or on screens.
UP TO 85%
Up to 85% of pregnancies are affected by hemorrhoids in the third trimester.
FAQ
Find the most frequently asked questions below.
Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anus, or as we prefer to say, butthole or lower rectum. Hemorrhoids can be internal, meaning they are inside the rectum, and you usually can’t see them, or they can be external, meaning they are outside the anus. Hemorrhoids can cause itching, swelling, or pain and they tend to be caused by pushing when you poop, straining when you do something that’s physically hard, like lifting something heavy, obesity, pregnancy or sitting on the toilet for too long, beyond other factors. Hemorrhoids are very common - about 1 in every 20 people in the US have them. And….we are here to tell you that “it’s OK to have hemorrhoids or experience Butthole Drama.”
Butthole drama is any discomfort of the butt. This includes hemorrhoids, itching, rash, dryness, soreness from wiping too much, anal fissures, chafing, “swamp ass” or any sort of discomfort on our ass.
That’s why we invented Anything Butt! We tried all sorts of creams, ointments, supplements, surgical and non-surgical treatments, and we were impressed by Anything Butt. Apply a dime-sized amount of Anything Butt to the area experiencing butthole drama twice per day, or as needed. Just remember, no double dipping! If your symptoms are serious, you experience bleeding or pain doesn’t go away after a few days, consult a doctor. Our natural ingredients are intended to provide relief and help your drama but are not a substitute for medical treatment.
Yes. Refer to our ingredients and above! Anything Butt is safe to use at all times of the day.
So many, and you can find product benefits above!
The benefits of these oils can be found on our product page here, but both have been shown to reduce pain, help prevent infection, accelerate healing, and help treat rash and skin irritations.
If you are unhappy with your product, contact us at and we will offer a refund or exchange within 30 days of purchase if you are unhappy with the product or is it defective or damaged. (We are unable to offer a refund if…..)
