VITAMIN E
Improves blood circulation, anti-inflammatory & Accelerates healing of sensitive tissue
Designed for your butt, a 100% natural daily butt balm to soothe, heal and moisturize all kinds of butthole drama - including chafing, itching, dryness, rash, hemorrhoids and more.
Natural Ingredients + CBD
Immediate relief from anal irritation and fissures
Soothing and ease of inflammation
Healing of irritated/ and damaged tissue
Moisturizing dry skin and rashes
Improves blood circulation, anti-inflammatory & Accelerates healing of sensitive tissue
Antioxidant and anti-bacterial to accelerate (wound) healing
Soothes and relieves pain, Treats bruising and wounds/fissures, Anti-inflammatory
Reduces pain, Treats rash and skin irritation, Strengthens skin and helps prevent/resist infection
Find the most frequently asked questions below.
Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anus, or as we prefer to say, butthole or lower rectum. Hemorrhoids can be internal, meaning they are inside the rectum, and you usually can’t see them, or they can be external, meaning they are outside the anus. Hemorrhoids can cause itching, swelling, or pain and they tend to be caused by pushing when you poop, straining when you do something that’s physically hard, like lifting something heavy, obesity, pregnancy or sitting on the toilet for too long, beyond other factors. Hemorrhoids are very common - about 1 in every 20 people in the US have them. And….we are here to tell you that “it’s OK to have hemorrhoids or experience Butthole Drama.”
Butthole drama is any discomfort of the butt. This includes hemorrhoids, itching, rash, dryness, soreness from wiping too much, anal fissures, chafing, “swamp ass” or any sort of discomfort on our ass.
That’s why we invented Anything Butt! We tried all sorts of creams, ointments, supplements, surgical and non-surgical treatments, and we were impressed by Anything Butt. Apply a dime-sized amount of Anything Butt to the area experiencing butthole drama twice per day, or as needed. Just remember, no double dipping! If your symptoms are serious, you experience bleeding or the pain doesn’t go away after a few days, consult a doctor. Our natural ingredients are intended to provide relief and help your drama but are not a substitute for medical treatment.
Yes. Refer to our ingredients and on our product page. Anything Butt is safe to use at all times of day.
So many, and you can find product benefits on the product page here.
The benefits of these oils can be found on our product page here, but both have been shown to reduce pain, help prevent infection, accelerate healing and help treat rash and skin irritations.
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