Anything Butt | Natural Butt Balm with Vitamin E, CBD, and Organic Oil – Anything Brands
  • Anything Butt Hemp Butter
  • Anything Butt Hemp Butter
  • Anything Butt Hemp Butter
  • Anything Butt Hemp Butter

Anything Butt Hemp Butter

Designed for your butt, a 100% natural daily butt balm to soothe, heal and moisturize all kinds of butthole drama - including chafing, itching, dryness,...

Designed for your butt, a 100% natural daily butt balm to soothe, heal and moisturize all kinds of butthole drama - including chafing, itching, dryness, rash, hemorrhoids and more.   

Natural Ingredients + CBD 

Immediate relief from anal irritation and fissures

Soothing and ease of inflammation 

Healing of irritated/ and damaged tissue

Moisturizing dry skin and rashes

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  • Anything Itch Hemp Butter
  • Anything Itch Hemp Butter
  • Anything Itch Hemp Butter
  • Anything Itch Hemp Butter

Anything Itch Hemp Butter

 The most soothing scratch for your itch.Goodbye Itch, Hello Sweet Relief. Bug bites, dry skin, chafing, poison ivy—whatever’s making you squirm, we’ve got you covered....

 

The most soothing scratch for your itch.

Goodbye Itch, Hello Sweet Relief. Bug bites, dry skin, chafing, poison ivy—whatever’s making you squirm, we’ve got you covered. Literally. Our hand-selected, 100% natural ingredients work to soothe, hydrate, and bring relief, so you can stop scratching and start living. The buttery balm glides on smooth with a light, refreshing scent—apply it wherever you need, as often as you need. 

Formulated with 100% natural ingredients like arnica, aloe, and vitamin E, Anything Itch™ is buttery smooth, subtly scented, and designed to soothe and moisturize where you need it most.

Toss it in your bag, your medicine cabinet, or anywhere life gets itchy. One swipe and it’s itch who?

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  • ★★★★★

    “It's not just the relief, though that's a hallelujah chorus in itself. It's the anticipation. That morning ritual of applying Anything Butt. It’s like chapstick for your butthole.”

    Geoffrey
  • ★★★★★

    “This is the Beyoncé of butt balms. I suffer from constant hemorrhoids and Anything Butt is soothing and most important, effective!”

    Jeff
  • ★★★★★

    “Smooth easy application that feels like a high end skincare product.”

    Kate
  • ★★★★★

    “Finally, a natural game-changing butt balm that works! I’ve used it all and this is so soothing, never burns and provides fast relief!”

    Mike
  • ★★★★★

    “This is an incredible product! It offers the best butt relief and does so quickly, without any burn. On the contrary, it’s calming. Anything Butt has become part of my daily routine and even if I don’t have a flare-up, I use it for preventive care.”

    Joe
  • ★★★★★

    “Goodbye white pasty hemorrhoid creams that feel disgusting and burn! I have sensitive skin and this is moisturizing and works quickly! ”

    Aj
  • ★★★★★

    “If I could gift something to all of the pregnant moms out there with hemorrhoids it would be Anything Butt! It’s like elegant skincare for your butt. The natural ingredients feel great and work quickly!”

    Sam
  • ★★★★★

    “This is the first time I find something that works! I absolutely love it!”

    Josh

Which Balm Do You Need?

Anything Butt Anything Itch
Use For

Hemorrhoids, itching, dryness

Bug bites, eczema, poison ivy, rashes

Best For

Sensitive rear-end care

All-over skin irritation relief

Safe For

All ages

All ages

Key Ingredients

Aloe, Witch Hazel, Hemp Oil

Arnica, Aloe, Vitamin E, Menthol

Texture

Buttery + soothing

Buttery + cooling

Why It Works

We like our ingredients like we like our friends: clean, natural, and drama-free.

  • Vitamin E

    Improves blood circulation, anti-inflammatory & accelerates healing of sensitive tissue.

  • Organic Arnica Oil

    Soothes and relieves pain, treats bruising and wounds/fissures, anti-inflammatory

  • Organic Aloe

    Antioxidant and anti-bacterial to accelerate (wound) healing

  • Golden Hemp Seed Oil

    Reduces pain, treats rash and skin irritation, strengthens skin and helps prevent/resist infection

  • Relief for Itchy, Irritated Skin

    From Head to Toe (Even There)

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153 South Sierra Ave
PO Box 1302
Solana Beach, CA 92075
Email: hello@anythingbrands.com