Our story is anything butt
BUTT NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT
It was 2012, and my husband was hobbling around a soccer field, attempting to coach a U-5 soccer game. I was fielding questions from the other soccer moms, and unapologetically shared what was kicking my hubby’s butt: a thrombosed hemorrhoid.
He was mortified.
But, his embarrassment was quickly shed when several of the other parents began sharing anecdotes of their butthole horror stories and daily discomfort. Everyone was supportive and everyone had a story, but no one had a solution.
NOBODY WANTS A PAIN IN THE BUTT
A few days later, he ended up having hemorrhoid surgery. Aside from a painful initial recovery, the scar tissue that remained frequently became inflamed, itchy and uncomfortable.
A few years later, he found himself with another thrombosed situation and opted for a non-surgical solution consisting of months of ineffective and gross smelly ointments and over-the-counter steroid solutions with long-term skin damaging side effects (fun, right?).
As he was left with pain, frustration and no obvious solution, I started experimenting with natural alternatives.
BUTT THERE WAS HOPE
Drawing on my background in wellness and nutrition, I began mixing essential oils, CBD creams and other natural anti-inflammatory ingredients. We experimented with several variations over the years for a daily balm that would not only calm the most sensitive of tissue, but prevent irritation, itching, swelling and thrombosis.
After ten years without a major flare up, and multiple success stories from friends and family with whom we shared the balm recipe, we engaged a world-class formulator to perfect our balm.
After a year of experimenting with the highest quality natural ingredients, comprehensive testing and a widespread sampling program, we have officially launched ANYTHING BUTT. ANYTHING BUTT is the solution to prevent and soothe all forms of butthole drama.
ABOUT ANYTHING BRANDS
Anything Brands is a health and lifestyle consumer product company born around natural remedies and innovative formulations.
We formulate products made from premium, natural ingredients that soothe, relieve and calm common ailments and discomforts. We source the highest quality ingredients for our products to provide maximum relief, comfort and joy.
From Mother Nature directly to you, Anything Brands is a product line of hand-crafted, dependable body and skincare solutions you can trust. Anything else is unacceptable.
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Designed for your butt, a 100% natural daily butt balm to soothe, heal and moisturize all kinds of butthole drama - including chafing, itching, dryness, rash, hemorrhoids and more.
Natural Ingredients + CBD
Immediate relief from anal irritation and fissures
Soothing and ease of inflammation
Healing of irritated/ and damaged tissue
Moisturizing dry skin and rashes